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$22.91The Story
Timmy Turtle insists he’s not enjoying himself. The hat was a gift. The scarf’s on backwards. And frankly, the music’s too loud. But for someone so staunchly anti-festive, he’s suspiciously good on the ice.
Where others wobble, Timmy glides. His shell provides perfect balance; his scowl, lazer focus. He claims it’s just physics – “a low center of gravity” – but there’s more to it than that. The triple turn last Thursday? Entirely intentional.
Catch him early, before the crowds arrive, and you might see it. But mention it? He’ll deny it ever happened.
Features:
- Suitable from birth
- 86 degree Fahrenheit wash only. Do not tumble dry, dry clean, or iron.
- Tested to and complies with EN71, ASTM, and ISO 8124
- Check all labels upon arrival of purchase.
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Description
Timmy Turtle insists he’s not enjoying himself. The hat was a gift. The scarf’s on backwards. And frankly, the music’s too loud. But for someone so staunchly anti-festive, he’s suspiciously good on the ice.
Where others wobble, Timmy glides. His shell provides perfect balance; his scowl, lazer focus. He claims it’s just physics – “a low center of gravity” – but there’s more to it than that. The triple turn last Thursday? Entirely intentional.
Catch him early, before the crowds arrive, and you might see it. But mention it? He’ll deny it ever happened.
Features:
- Suitable from birth
- 86 degree Fahrenheit wash only. Do not tumble dry, dry clean, or iron.
- Tested to and complies with EN71, ASTM, and ISO 8124
- Check all labels upon arrival of purchase.
